The Art Army®'s arch nemesis. The dark, intangible, and infinite source of power that controls minds and money. The MAN®, along with love, is so powerful that it physically metamorhosized ArtCard®Mike into Mikey Blue. The MAN® will never be defeated. If you cut off one of The MAN®'s heads, another grows in its place. The MAN® brilliantly perpetuates himself. All you can do is learn how to live with The MAN®, and keep trying to show him what a pussy he is whenever you get the chance. Just because you win, it doesn't mean that you're not a pussy.